http://www.lonercomics.com/2012/enemies/ Can't Lose if You Don't Play Fri, 04 Jan 2013 23:13:22 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 http://www.lonercomics.com/2012/enemies/#comment-925 maggie Mon, 29 Oct 2012 04:52:05 +0000 http://www.lonercomics.com/?p=1347#comment-925 Corey, thank you for sharing this bizarre and masterfully written tale. I wish I could contact Chris Yang and interview him for his side of the story.

]]> http://www.lonercomics.com/2012/enemies/#comment-853 Corey Sun, 07 Oct 2012 05:43:22 +0000 http://www.lonercomics.com/?p=1347#comment-853 Oh, Maggie. You’re a little crazy and I love it!
When I was in grade seven, all the guys and girls had already started kissing. I’m pretty certain no one was doing it right, and given that most of the boys hadn’t yet mastered oral hygiene I’m sure their kisses weren’t terribly pleasant – but my god did I want a kiss! Every time I witnessed another girl gagging after a halito-kiss I couldn’t help but think she was the luckiest girl ever.
So one day I propositioned my good friend Chris Yang to give me a smooch. He wasn’t very attractive at the time so I figured I would be making his day.
“Ew, no!” I remember him saying as he pushed me away. “You’ve got a weird nose!”
I was pretty peeved. I mean, who did this guy think he was? Jesus? So after writing him a two page essay on why I would be the perfect person to kiss (and receiving a one paragraph statement on why I should continue leaving him alone), I proceeded to tell everyone how madly in love Chris Yang was and how, in spite of his angry advances, I just couldn’t relinquish my unsmooched lips.
Yeah, it was low. But eventually everyone found out I was a big fat liar. And laughed. Boy, did they laugh at me. And I hated Chris Yang even more.

]]> http://www.lonercomics.com/2012/enemies/#comment-529 maggie Mon, 02 Jul 2012 21:07:14 +0000 http://www.lonercomics.com/?p=1347#comment-529 No apparent reason is the best reason to hate someone, I must say. Becca’s twin brother sounds like a true “rotten egg,” perhaps even a serving of “freakin cottage cheese.” I’m glad we both attach vile food products to our enemies.

]]> http://www.lonercomics.com/2012/enemies/#comment-527 Juniper Sun, 01 Jul 2012 23:45:17 +0000 http://www.lonercomics.com/?p=1347#comment-527 My best friend Becca and I hated this girl Crystal for no apparent reason. When a friend of ours became best friends with Crystal, we were convinced she had become a “rotten egg” ( I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean).
Then Becca’s twin brother developed a crush on Crystal!! This was just too much for us, especially when he undid all our work (mainly just glaring when she turned the other way) by…. wait for it….BEING NICE TO CRYSTAL!
We stopped talking to him for like a whole hour out of spite.

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