This week I am sharing excerpts from a stupendous book I found at the thirft store:

Here’s a brief synopsis: Our heroine is Ellen. She’s a writer (a writer!), who’s improbably dating the most popular boy in school, Jack. Little does she know that Jack is fooling around with Melisha (apparently that’s a name), Ellen’s BEST FRIEND. Then there’s Ellen’s other best friend, Julian (a guy). Julian is in love with Ellen, but he has asthma and other embarrassing medical problems, so obviously it isn’t meant to be (despite the fact that they are “soul mates”- Ellen’s words). So that’s all you need to know to enjoy these stand-out sentences:

Readers, make up your own awesome sentence involving Ellen, Jack, Melisha and Julian! Submit in the comments section- FUN + PRIZES!

your friend,